Johnny and Sal: Dolmio Sauce

[Miss Linkie]

~Sal accidently spills a pot of Johnny Fiama's ma's marinara sauce~

Johnny Fiama: Aw, Sal! That was ma's sauce.! Now, how are we going to enjoy our Italian consumption of rigatoni? *shrugs* Sal?

Sal Minella: I-I-I'm sorry, Johnny. But, I'll it up to you...

Johnny Fiama: *raises an eyebrow* Yeah?

Sal Minella: It made not be homemade by Johnny's ma, but we can now enjoy our pasta with this! Da-da-na-naaah... *reveals the Dolmio Sauce*

Johnny Fiama: *skeptical response* That's not ma's sauce.

Sal Minella: It isn't ma's sauce, but, it's good. You should at least try, tonight. Our dinner would be more enjoyable with a jar of Dolmio sauce. Try. Just try.

Johnny Fiama: Eh. Okay, Sal. If you insist. *takes a tiny proportion of Dolmio Sauce, smacking his lips* Mmmm... I love it! It makes me wanna sing...

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's amore
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore

Sal Minella: That's... great to hear, John. Are you singing to me? That's lovely to hear, Johnny? Johnny?

Johnny Fiama: *psyched* I can go on all day!

Annoucer: Dolmio Sauce. "Wheres'a your Dolmio today?"

[redpiggy]

LOL, I love that you start off the Daily Chronicle with a commerical.

[Miss Linkie]

Jul 20, 2011 22:42:00 GMT -5 redpiggy said:

LOL, I love that you start off the Daily Chronicle with a commerical.

LOL! Thank you, Kelly. <3 It was an old post from a MC game several months ago; I revised it a bit from Fiama revereing the sauce to "Bella Notte" from Lady and the Tramp, to the second verse of Dean Martin's song "That's Amore."