Post by beakerboy on Aug 16, 2011 18:20:42 GMT -5
Floyd Pepper: Ever wish you could play like the Electric Mayhem members?
*shows Janice playing a girl who's having trouble playing the guitar*
Floyd Pepper: Does tryin' to play the blues give ya' the blues?
*shows Zoot sleeping*
Dr. Teeth *offscreen*: Wake up!
Zoot: Oh... uh... *now in character* I'm so sad!!!
Floyd Pepper: Well, now you will never have to feel those feelings again! Because now you can go to the Electric Mayhem School of Music! The only place where you can learn to play like Janice, groove like Dr. Teeth, rock out like Animal, and maybe even grow a beard like me!
Dr. Teeth *narrating, while pictures of the classrooms and students are shown*: You can take classes like Funk Appreciation, Rock 101, Honors Jazz, and more!
Floyd Pepper: And if that's not enough, we've hired someone to tell you how much they like our school even though they've never been to it!
Kermit the Frog: You heard Floyd... this school is great!
Floyd Pepper: Plus if you come right now we'll give you.. uh... this guy!
Walter: I'm here with the Electric Mayhem! Eeeek!!!!!
Dr. Teeth: Anyway, uh... to enroll in the Electric Mayhem School of Rock and get that guy, call the number on your screen!
*the number is shown*
Floyd Pepper: So come on down right now!!!
*cut to: Statler and Waldorf*
Statler and Waldorf *in unison*: Even we like it!!!!
*Cut to: Animal*
Animal: COME NOW! COME NOW!
*Animal's head hits the camera ending the commercial*
*shows Janice playing a girl who's having trouble playing the guitar*
Floyd Pepper: Does tryin' to play the blues give ya' the blues?
*shows Zoot sleeping*
Dr. Teeth *offscreen*: Wake up!
Zoot: Oh... uh... *now in character* I'm so sad!!!
Floyd Pepper: Well, now you will never have to feel those feelings again! Because now you can go to the Electric Mayhem School of Music! The only place where you can learn to play like Janice, groove like Dr. Teeth, rock out like Animal, and maybe even grow a beard like me!
Dr. Teeth *narrating, while pictures of the classrooms and students are shown*: You can take classes like Funk Appreciation, Rock 101, Honors Jazz, and more!
Floyd Pepper: And if that's not enough, we've hired someone to tell you how much they like our school even though they've never been to it!
Kermit the Frog: You heard Floyd... this school is great!
Floyd Pepper: Plus if you come right now we'll give you.. uh... this guy!
Walter: I'm here with the Electric Mayhem! Eeeek!!!!!
Dr. Teeth: Anyway, uh... to enroll in the Electric Mayhem School of Rock and get that guy, call the number on your screen!
*the number is shown*
Floyd Pepper: So come on down right now!!!
*cut to: Statler and Waldorf*
Statler and Waldorf *in unison*: Even we like it!!!!
*Cut to: Animal*
Animal: COME NOW! COME NOW!
*Animal's head hits the camera ending the commercial*
