Wesayso

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We know what you want. We know what you need.


We know where you live.

Wesayso is a very ancient company with its claws in just about every kind of profit known to Dinosaur. Stay tuned ... because ...

wait for it ...

Wesayso.

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That's What "More" Means, Dummy
by B. P. Richfield

First of all ... shut up! I'm speaking!

I'm sure you're all aware that there's a water shortage due to the irritatingly long heat wave. That's why we here at Wesayso are offering the poor Dinosaurs of Pangaea help.

That's right, folks: we're openin' up our deforestation program to ALL Dinosaurs.

You see, conifers have long thin needles that help reduce water evaporation. That helps the trees stay all nice an' moist while the sun manages to avoid Wesayso heat shields. I mean, we're doin' the best we can. Umbrellas can only do so much, y'know.

Anyway, to show our benevolence, Wesayso is prepared to hire ALL currently unemployed Dinosaurs so that they can help us push down all these blasted trees. The reward?

Why, you get ta suck on th' needles, of course! An' if you complete three 12-hour shifts in a row, Wesayso will be proud to reward you with a bonus: a chance to squeeze the water out of the trunk.

Now, I know, I know ... how can a poor Dinosaur like me join a fine, upstanding moral center like your good friends at Wesayso?

Just head on over to the Big Empty Parking Lot next to Mount Thunder today at noon. It should be roughly about 140 degrees outside, so do yerself a favor an' bring a bucket so you can wring out them sweaty clothes you wear an' drink the fluids.

We love you.

Wesayso.