Meet The Reporters

About RedPiggy

Salutations:
In a fit of absolute genius (I suppose, since I'm not one and thus have no real qualifications to evaluate the nature of said genius), me (Kelly, if you'll recall) an' Angela (LinkiePie<3) would like to start this, The Daily Chronicle. Oh, what is it, you ask? I would suppose that we will be The Onion to your regular, realistic Muppety newscasts. In other words ... we will be having fun having various Muppety reporters write stories that bear no relation to reality whatsoever, only the reality in our heads (if you want, I can get you some anti-anxiety or anti-emetic pills in my drawer, LOL).

As cofounder and editor of this fine publication we just made up last night (or was it this morning?), I would like to introduce myself. You see, I'm a nurse in my 30s and have yet to relinquish my concrete grip on the Hensonian universe. If Hensonism or Kermitism (a subdenomination of Hensonism, I reckon) would exist as a real religion, I'd consider joining. It is our goal to make people happy. Actually, according to psychological studies, all I'd have to do is pry your mouth into a smile and you'll automatically feel happier, but let's hold off on that for a moment (I forgot my pliers) and focus instead on imagining that The Daily Chronicle, first noted in The Great Muppet Caper, is a real ... whatever ... and we took over from Tarkanian or Tuckensington or whatever the cool grouchy guy is from the movie. Me an' LinkiePie<3 thought this would be a great way for not only we editors, but also for all our Hensonian reporters (who naturally had to phone in their articles via human volunteers), some of whom recently wrapped a movie (probably with that stupid medical tape I can never rip off) and could use some work. So, read, enjoy, participate!